SCIENCE MANIA

Hey well…now that the dreaded maths is over……it a big load off my head. It may not have gone really well…but at least it over man!!

Well some voracious bloggers(ahem!!) lately have been getting pissed abt me not updating my blog recently or replying to their comments either. Well …guys this post is for u.

These days life seems to be so boring with days just rolling by….its been ages since I have “lived” my life which seemed to have ended the day 11th started…with AAKASH institute….etc etc…I think class x was the last tension free year before this…after this its JUST BEEN STUDY TRYING TO STUDY OR PLANNING TO STUDY OR FEELING guilty when not studying..that sure is life right-o!!

Well I am definitely not cribbing and also considering that the boards r going.on.it’s a bad time to write abt this..but I dint have anything else to write abt..ha!!!!!.

YESTERDAY I was seeing a report on india tv( which btw is another new news channel on the block ) abt the casting couch where directors and producers ask for sexual favours from aspiring actors for a role in their film. India tv was taking great pride in showing a video taken by their “ khufiya “ camera. It showed “ well known” and “ popular” actor asking an india tv reporter for making love with him in exchange for a film role. He also claimed in a drunken that it this was commonplace in the film industry. It ended with the feamale reporter shrieking aloud “ NO …DON’T DO IT…MERE SE NAHI HOTA..I HAVENT DONE THIS BEFORE” and weird background music ( courtesy india tv..not INDIRA TV beeth). Well pretty disgusting all this.

For any1 following the india-pak test series…it was rather dissapointing to see the first test conclude with a draw coz we all know that we are a better test playing nation.to tell u frankly I am bored of piining our nations standing in sports on just cricket and was quite elated with sania mirzas appreciable perfomance in wta hyderabad and even in dubai…beating world no. 7 was quite commendable. Even narain seems to be doing a decent job..at least among the rookies.not only are they providing some freshness…but I am sure their perfomances will inspire other indians to take up sports as a career coz currently all moms dads uncles and aunties seem to be obsessed with SCIENCE!! I TOOK it up coz I love bio. But there are hundreds in r school who either took it up coz of their parents or their own oblivions of science being a better career option for the future , monetary wise…but the fact is that some mba graduates and students of law etc etc are doing equally well…in fact 1 girl in my section said that she took up science coz she thought it was below her ego to apply for jobs in a company. I wont comment on that!!

Now I gotta go..have to study chemistry ….coz I am feeling GUILTY not studying ..as I have wriiten before…so aldehydes chiral carbons and buna s…here I am..!

But b4 I pen down..or rather type down…I don’t seem to be making much sense…I will leave u with some jokes to lighten urs and my stressed brains…

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!….
STATE OF BIHAR DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHAROM

PLIS NOTE: Ipf you do not know the answers, plis
copy from another applikason phorom and submit. Phor
further instrucsons, see bottom applikason.

Plis do not shoot the person at the applikason
kounter. He will give you the lisence immidately.

Last name:
(_) Yadav
(_) Sinha
(_) Pandey
(_) Mishra
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First name:
(_) r amprasad
(_) Lakhan
(_) Sivaprasad
(_) Jamnaprasad
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(Check appropiate boxva)

Age:
(_) Less than zero
(_) Zero
(_) Greater than zero
(_) Do not know

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ not sure _____ not
applicable

Chappal Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
(_) Politician
(_) Doodhwala
(_) Pehelwaan
(_) House wife
(_) Un-employed

Number of children living in house: ___
Number that are yours: ___
Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)

Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you bathe? (_) Yes
(_) No
(_) Not applicable

If yes, how often do you bathe?
(_) Weekly
(_) Monthly
(_) Yearly

Colorva of teeth:
(_) Yellow
(_) Brownish-Yellow
(_) Brown
(_) Black
(_) Others - Give egjact colorva (call nearest
Asian Paints dealer if you do not know t he colorva of
your teeth)

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)do not
know____________________


Your thumb imparesson
(If you are copying from another applikason pharom,
please do not copy. Also yore thumb
imparesson also. Please provide your own thumb
imparesson.)

PLEASE DO NOT USE FINGERS OF YOUR LEGS.
Use thumb on your left hand only. If you do nIt have
left hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on left hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DO NOT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE

THANKU
Regards,
Romy




Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: 'What's that?'

Lady 2: 'A condom.'

Lady 1: 'Where'd you get it?'

Lady 2: 'You can get them at any drugstore.'

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms.

The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, in her 80s), but politely asks what brand she prefers. 'Doesn't matter,' she replies, 'as long as it fits a Camel.' ('camel' is a cigarette brand)
The druggist fainted.

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Cheap Date:

A couple, both age 67, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have >> >sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When >the
>couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way >> >you have intercourse," and charged them $50. > >This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an >> >appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then >> >leave. > >Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find >> >out?" > >The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's >married >> >and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my >house. >The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here >> >for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."


Well hope u had fun …….chow till the next post….AND COMMENT FOR HEAVENS SAKE!!!!!!!!!