IN AID OF COMIC RELIEF!

Hey every1!!!!
2day was my physics prac. Nd acc to me it went pretty well. Infact it was my first good pre-board exam after all the horrendous ones I had till now ( maybe excluding eng!!!…)

SO well abt 2day … firstly I woke up with a dreadful pain in my neck( coz of the cold). I just managed to reach school by 8a.m( which by the way is the time the prac was scheduled to start) but after running( WHEE….) IN The chilling rain rt till cb block, I realised dat the prac hadnt begun yet.. I was relieved…( but completely wet…..nd not to 4get the panting , puffing nd “pain in the neck”)
The conduction of the prac had its shares of woes too( if u look back at it now)…with rheostats dropping on the floor by a careless kid who was having a tougher time getting her 6ft long 3 ft thick muffler in place. Nd I admit.. I was startled the HELL by the loud crash it made ( all sciencees will agree with me as they r very much aware of a rheostats size). Also a very little girl ( sarcastic)burst into tears L in the middle… nd it was made worse
by r physics teacher giving her moral lectures of studying nd crying L J
Nd when humble me went to pacify the child.. the child burst into even more tears nd rushed out of the lab merely on seeing me…( L -poor me)
( wonder how I dream of becoming a paeditrician)

I also wonder y WHY do ppl forget their pencils and rubbers nd sharpners nd “WATER BOTTLES”(IT WAS the same muffler girl who was desperately looking for her water bottle in the end… nd in the confusion nd hysteria generated by her lost possession.. she flung the 6ft long black snake( aka muffler)rt towards me nd I just managed to catch it! WELL DONE akshay!)in the lab … nd y do I to collect them 4 the ppl I know nd go ard distributing it to them??

Well overall the prac had a neat finish( if u omit the sobbing nd wailing and crashing and the CHEATING !)
Alls well dat ends well!!

these days every1 is either busy shopping for the farewell and conties or just sitting at home studying hard or trying to( the “trying to” list include me by the way!!).
SO BASICALLY…its pretty boring sitting at home…snuggling up in our cozy quilts..

Many of my friends( includin me) r in a way having a tough time staying at home having nothing to do except STUDY( which I completely agree we should)
,but I personally fel dat the efficiency of your studying incs if u allocate some time of ur busy study schedule to ur fav. passtime or hobby( which may include chatting on phone( not “ DOUBTS” for heavens sake!) , reading, blogging, jogging or well … if nthing else to do …planning out ur dress 4 the farewell!)

So in aid of entertainment relief for all you tensed and freaked out buddies..I AM GOING TO PUBLISH MORE CHAPTERS OUT OF MY “soon to be bestseller”
WHAT BETTER GIFT AND ENTERTAINMENT CAN ANY ONE HAVE ,…RT?

So njoi reading it and hey!!!……..tell me how it was!!

Tata for now
Keep watching this space for more updates.
AKS
P.S…if this wasn’t enough to relieve u of ur stress…some sard jokes for u ( SEE HOw sweet nd CONCERNED Iam!

1)why did the sard write “ TGIF” on his shoes.

THINK ….
NO ANSWER?

ANS: stands for “ toes go in first”( LAFF 4 MY sake yaar!!)

2)why couldn’t the sardar dial 911 in the phone?
Ans: coz he couldn’t find the “11”

3)for all MATHS STUDS):-

HOW is body= boy?
No ans???

Ans: FIND integral of body
Take bo as constants
Integral of dy is of course y

Thus body =boy ( on similar lines ABCDE= ABCE)
4) how is study = fail ( must hv heard of this!!)

ok… now STUDY = NO FAIL ….1
& NO STUDY = FAIL…..2

ADD 1 AND 2
STUDY + NO STUDY = FAIL + NO FAIL
Take STUDY common from LHS nd fail from RHS
i.e
STUDY( 1 + NO) = FAIL( 1 + NO)
1 + NO GET cancelled
thus,
STUDY = FAIL!!!!
5)HOW DOES GIRLFRIEND= bankruptcy
girlfriend= time
time = money and money = bankruptcy

thus,GF= BANKRUPTCY

I know u had fun… didn’t u? but don’t forget to comment nd write which was ur fav out of all these
ALSO…if visitors of this blog have some soothing stress relieving jokes or ideas…
DO SHARE IT IN UR COMMENTS……..

SO LET THIS BE A “ stress relieving blog..haina?
That’s all 4 today!!!!!!!
StressBUSTER