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Thursday, June 09, 2005

Unheaded encounters

Well, finally after six months of staying at home and taking one exam after another, I have finally found time to update my blog which btw has been dead for the last 3 months or so.

I caught up with some movies recently, 1 of them being BUNTY AUR BUBLI. My high expectations(after all it’s a yash chopra film) were horribly shattered. I don’t know why people would waste their money and time on watching a movie which has absolutely no storyline, songs at the drop of a hat. Rani is desperately trying to prove something she is not(hot that is) and AB is again, desperately trying to prove something which I think he can’t (to act and dance that is). what a waste of time!

The 2nd movie I saw was ring 2. I pretty much liked it but the company I saw it with was not very compromising.
Ms and ms. Babble were arguing at the dumbest of things at the drop of a hat. I could have sworn their IQ’S are in the negative(at least it seemed that way).to prove my pt here is an extract of 1 of their conversations:-

We are sitting in barista, enjoying refreshing smoothies and this is all they could talk abt…

MS: I hate india.( says with a very hard expression on his face.)
Ms babble: oh really! Why so?( grumpy nd about to attack him)
MS: can’t tell you. It’s a secret.
Ms babble is very confused.(obviously)
MS :why do you wanna know anyways?
Ms babble: that means there is no reason?

Ms suddenly starts shreiking. “ I wanted an americano and they have given me an italiano.” He suddenly eyes my paneer masala sandwiches, grabs one of them out of the plate, tears it into two and shoves it down his throat with a very satisfied expression on his face leaving I and ms babble utterly confused.

MS suddenly spots an aquintance on of the tables and goes to meet him. Btw MS had met someone else too outside lifespring.

MS babble has a shocked expression on her face “why is he running to meet the same person again. Must have forgotten to say bye”

I almost spilled out my litchi smoothie!!!

8 Comments:

Blogger V said...

Liar of the 1st order, I didn't utter even a single of the latter 2 "qouted" remarks of mine.
Fibber.
And as always, I would advise you to get some memory aids, because I didn't say "I hate India" out of nothing.It was a residue of someother topic during which you were quite surely either sleeping or draming of Aastha.

7:20 PM  
Blogger V said...

And agian, constant sleeping Martian, let me remind you that those were two DIFFERENT persons.Refrase...Those were 2 DIFFERENT HUMAN BEINGS, get it?Different identities, different entities.
Man, you ought to go to a pschychiatrist.

7:22 PM  
Blogger Smita said...

akshay!!! lovelllllllly... i loved it sooo much! and i love you soooooooo much! and u love me tooooooooooo!!!yay!and the movie SUCKED!

11:55 PM  
Blogger Akshay Sehgal said...

oh yes einsteinian beethoven, u did say " i hate india" and lemme remind u..it wasn't the first time. wot abt ur blog entry on "i hate india"?

5:40 PM  
Blogger Akshay Sehgal said...

ahem...now what is wrong with ms babble?

5:41 PM  
Blogger mridu said...

ohk ohk ....now even though miss babble can be painfully annoying at times i am certain of the fact that her IQ is not negative ....oh ofcourse it may be 0 just incase yours is in the negative akshay...

now to be very frank i did not understand too much of your icky converstaions ....me is certainly not interested. haha... perhaps my IQ is -infinite!!

ah ...i know what u just exclaimed-
"you said it" !

3:15 PM  
Blogger Akshay Sehgal said...

ppl...STOP LIVING UNDER HEAVY DELUSIONS!!

6:35 PM  
Blogger mridu said...

Oh how sweet! I just suggested that my IQ is negative infinity and u tell me that this is not so. Oh what a wonderful friend u are!

12:05 PM  

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